Thursday, August 13, 2009

Chelsea Lately

Dog: Oh shit, a Korean. I would rather hang out with Michael Vick for the day.

Dog: (to Chuy), Look at this freeloader. Oh wow, a fat Mexican. Someone call border control.

Dog (to one of the workers): That's Sarah.
Sarah: Come here doggy.
Dog: I already have fleas, I don't want crabs.

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