Monday, May 24, 2010

Dear Texas:

Please shut up.


Sunday, March 14, 2010

I am stoked right now.

I just saw my grade on blackboard for a paper I wrote for my
The paper was due on a Wednesday morning, and I didn’t start typing it until 1 that same morning. This professor’s way of grading is so hard. She take off points for the smallest things, it’s ridiculous.
So anywho, yea I passed. This just gave me a boost for my next paper that’s due Wednesday, and I haven’t started it yet. Oh yea, and that paper, is worth 20% of my grade.

If I’m not reading, I’m typing papers.
If I’m not typing papers, I’m reading.
My life………………..currently.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Questions I have to deal with because I'm Jamaican.

Q: You smoke weed right?
A: No, not all Jamaicans smoke weed.

Q: Oh, so you eat it?
A: WTF?! Seriously….?….

Q: Can you talk Jamaican?
A: Amm yea, I’m doing it right now.

Q: Uh?
A: Jamaicans speak English. We just have an accent.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Gift purchasing my way.

(Currently blasting ‘Can’t believe it’ by T-Pain, Mrs. Officer - Lil Wayne & I’m in love with a stripper - T-Pain.)

Yea……….I’m not good at it. One thing I don’t like buying for people is clothes, or shoes. They have their own individual style and all, and I wouldn’t want to ‘change’ that. They might give me hints on a product they like. But knowing me, I have problem remembering things like that. But you can ask me what an aneurysm is, or what is the function of an adipose tissue, and it's location, and I will easily tell you.
Anywho. My point is, don’t give me clues, because you might hate me later on in life.
So, what I tend to do is buy perfumes and colognes depending on how I view you. Yep, that’s my gift to you.
I remember last Christmas, I got all my family members and Leonson’s perfumes and colognes. Yes, I did that.
For example: Leonson has two younger brothers. The older of the two loves things like G-shocks, NFL, Polo Boots, Sneakers……….
And the other loves Comic books, Comic Con, Spider man……….
So what I did was, I got the older one a MJ cologne, and DC /Marvel Batman and spider man cologne for the younger one.
It’s either that, or I give the person cash. I did that to my brother, (gave him cash), and my mom was upset with me, because she thought I didn’t care, because I didn’t show any effort in getting him a ‘proper’ gift.
That’s my gift buying strategy. Because I would hate to buy someone something and they didn’t like it.

The people's definition of Edward Cullen.

FICTIONAL sparkly pansy vampire whose only purpose of being is to drop the panties of any girl dumb enough to actually think this fuck is romantic and sexy.

He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so ‘perfect’ in every way that he actually shits flowers.

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
Often the focus of female teenage trend-follower’s wet dreams. How can they not? I mean… he goes into the sun and… SPARKLES! “Yum?”

He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a ‘vampire’.

Every boyfriend’s nightmare.

The people's definition of Bella Swan.

The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She’s whiny, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.

A random act of clumsiness or stupidity.

The personification of Stephanie Meyer as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school. Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.

The Salutatorian

for my high school graduation was an ignorant, backward, illiterate inner city trash that meant to say ‘converse’.

salutatorian - The student with the second highest academic rank in a class who delivers the salutatory at graduation.

Thanks Tiara.

Monday, January 18, 2010

King Day Bill - MLK Day

George H W Bush (R), was against Martin Luther King having his own day. Another person that was against MLK having his own day was John McCain (R). They were questioning whether he was important enough to have such a honor.

He (the elder Bush), threatened to veto the King Day bill but recanted after Congress passed it with an overwhelming veto-proof majority.

To Mr. Obama:

Mr. Obama, we the people of New York have been through so many throughout the past couple years.
- 9/11
- terrorist threat
- after terrorist threat

And now the mastermind behind 9/11. You decided to have his trial take place here, in New York. Not only that, but we the taxpayers have to pay millions of dollars for security, during his trial. Why are you doing this to us? There are people living in constant fear, that there might be another attack real soon.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Oh snap.

Charles Barkley is blacker than Snoop Dogg.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

The 2010 Census has negro as a race.

On the Census, they asked what would you classify yourslf as: White, Negro, Hispanic,..........

A lot of people, like myself, found it very insulting.

The government then said, they used that term to describe a certain group of individuals. Are they serious right now?

That word was given to us during slavery. I'm black, and I don't even use that term. My friends know better not to refer to me by that name. And if they do, I just look at them as if they're retarded.

So let's get out their Negroes, and fill out their forms.

Monday, January 4, 2010

My mom

I just introduced her to blogspot. So right now, she's on her laptop typing on her blog, and coming to me asking me what else to type, because she's done typing, and doesn't know what else to type about.
I would have never thought in a million years that my mom would have her own personal blog. But she does. Congrats mom on going further in today's technological world.
Check my mom out here.