Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The people's definition of Bella Swan.

The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She’s whiny, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.

A random act of clumsiness or stupidity.

The personification of Stephanie Meyer as written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school. Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.

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