Questions I have to deal with because I'm Jamaican.

Q: You smoke weed right?
A: No, not all Jamaicans smoke weed.

Q: Oh, so you eat it?
A: WTF?! Seriously….?….

Q: Can you talk Jamaican?
A: Amm yea, I’m doing it right now.

Q: Uh?
A: Jamaicans speak English. We just have an accent.